Thursday, May 10, 2007

100

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

4 Comments:

Blogger Steve! said...

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12:51 AM  
Blogger Steve! said...

However since %, is "per 100" wouldn't
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

equally 26 letters.

So each would be one of the whole, I.E. 1/26th?

So, 1/26=3.85%

As a result shouldn't these be the correct answers?

HARDWORK = 30.8%

KNOWLEDGE = 34.6%

ATTITUDE = 30.8%

BULLSHIT = 30.8%

ASSKISSING = 38.5%

HOWEVER...

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious =131%

12:53 AM  
Blogger Happy Mutant said...

That would be correct, however the statement clearly gives each letter a specific value and in this statement they are not equally distributed as parts of per 100. The qualifying IF statement is the bases for all subsequent statements.

3:44 AM  
Blogger Steve! said...

Ahh......Shit!

Damn those if then statements.

8:52 AM  

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